Tiger Woods

there are plenty of professional writers out there writing all kinds of stories about the greatness of tiger woods, so i'm not going to compete with them. i will make a statement that i've been thinking about for a few months, however. i'm sure most people will think i'm crazy, but i've concluded that tiger woods will be the president of the united states some day and that i'd vote for him if he ran today based just on his inner strength and drive for greatness. there is a purity in the way he approaches golf and life. i've never seen it before in anyone.

The People's Champion

who decided that phil mickelson is the "people's champion"? certainly not "the people". every poll i've ever seen shows that people prefer tiger woods somewhere around 70%/30%. where did this notion originate? did phil declare himself the "people's champion" a la the rock of wwe fame?

actual quote today from my three year old daughter: "we don't like mickelson. he's fat."

Poor Phil Mickelson

the guy can't catch a break. he's still trying to recover from his van de velde-ian collapse at the us open and now his idiot coach is calling tiger out.

"When Phil's at his best, I'm thinking nobody can beat him," Pelz told the Chicago Tribune in an article on Tuesday that stirred comment at Medinah Country Club, site of this week's PGA Championship.

"If Phil's long swing is good, his short game, I believe, is the best in the world. He doesn't have a serious weakness inside 150 yards.

"I'm not saying Tiger's short game is bad. He has a great short game. But I think Phil putts more consistently than Tiger does. He has more imagination and a few more shots around the green."

dude. what is wrong with you? have you learned nothing from watching tiger rewrite golf history during his first 10 years on tour? don't you know tiger will use this as motivation to play even better than he has? what possible good is going to come of this for your man?

sheesh. i don't even like mickelson and i'm starting to feel sorry for the guy. not only is he an idiot, he's surrounded himself with idiots too.

full mickelson

holy sh*t. phil mickelson has blown right past plump and headlong into fat. he looks like a gigantic version of the fat, red-haired catcher in "the sandlot".

sorry for the lack of activity. i'm working 20 hours a day lately... (no sh*t).