Thursday, October 05, 2006

Little Dumplin' Out for Season

corey simon will miss the rest of the season as the colts placed him on the non-football injury list today. they claim it's unrelated to the knee injury and is an "illness".
It is not football-related. Fortunately, we are told it is not life-threatening, but it has severely limited Corey's ability to condition, practice or play and has been debilitating for him.
i wonder which affliction they're talking about, his morbid laziness or his addiction to gravy?

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Anonymous Phil said...

PFT's commenting (can you call what they do reporting?) that it might depression as Wright in MIA is on non-football IR for that. Gets them out of paying him the rest of the year. Reid almost (I said, almost) doesn't look stupid at all for not getting anything for him now.

8:10 AM EDT  
Blogger The Mean Guy said...

i think it's more likely the colts are doing it out of spite because he's too fat to play.

10:55 AM EDT  
Anonymous Phil said...

Could be. Either way, just another example of Reid/Banner making the right decision.

12:42 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you make that much money and not hire a personal trainer and cook to whip your ass into shape.

He's dumber than rocks...


- Joe

1:30 PM EDT  

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